Perfecting their "Good Cop, Bad Cop" Routine

Big Boy:
"Mommy, can we please jump on your bed?"

Me:
"Absolutely not, but thanks for asking"

Big Boy (defeated):
"Okay......"

Little Boy to Big Boy:
"Oh Dammit"

Big Boy to Little Boy:
"You heard her....she said 'no'.....that's the best I can do"

I predict that in a year or two, little boy will be handling all major negotiations.