R: (Hugging me...after a big fight, time-out, and finally - his apology)
"I love you Mommy.....I'm sorry I was being bad."
Me: "It's okay honey....I just really need you to listen next time. I love you too."
R: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "More than all the stars in the sky."
R: "I hate being in time out."
Me: "Well, you're the one who put yourself there."
R: (looking irritated)
R: "Mommy? Can I tell you a secret?" (arms still around my neck)
Me: "Sure" (I give him my ear)
R: (whispers) "You're fired." (and walks away)
I'm telling you - I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried.
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OMG. Your kid is *so* funny, I don't know how you don't die laughing...you know, when you're not dying of mortification or irritation or whatever.
There are some people who tell me what a great sense of humor Smunch has. He's got NOTHING on R. Seriously.
Stacey
Hysterical...he got that quick sense of humor from his mommy! :)
'Course the obvious response is, "oh YEAH? Well, I QUIT!!"
Oh if only...thank goodness those words aren't allowed, or we'd all be "unemployed" -- and regretting it.
Reminds me of the time I was threatened with: "Mommy, if you don't give me back my toy, I'm going to COMPARE you!" Unfortunately, my guffaws of laughter in response tipped him off!
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